Photography Funster Pillows

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

UFO and snowman

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

British savings accounts

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Superstock'

'In order to fund your deferred compensation, we won't be paying you any salary.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Moo! OOM!

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Police Cow!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Pirates

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

I want to be a lawn!

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Holy Cow