Motherhood Adoption Gifts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Ahhh...'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'The child is very illogical'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Foster failure

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother Nature

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Raised by Dogs

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

I love my family!

Men explained.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."