Motherhood Adoption Prints

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"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Ahhh...'

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'The child is very illogical'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Foster failure

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Be kind"

Raised by Dogs

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Brad Pitt

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Men explained.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

I love my family!