Adoption Of A Baby Prints

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Raised by Dogs

No littering...

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Super hero dog.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'