Adoption Of A Baby T-Shirts

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

"He's such a fussy eater."

No littering...

Super hero dog.

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'