Adoption Of A Baby T-Shirts

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

Licensed Therapist

'The child is very illogical'

Dog Dreams

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

A man and his dog

Foster failure

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Be kind"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Raised by Dogs

No littering...

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Super hero dog.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'