Adoption T-Shirts

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'We have one or two reservations about your application to adopt.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'Neo-extended family'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

The Couple who Adopted an Adult Child

'Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

Mail Order Moms

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Mom, am I adopted?'

'He's adopted.'

"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

Harold's suspicions are finally confirmed - 'Son, you're adopted!'

'My two Dads can whip your Dad.'

Groovy Baby

Internet baby adoption.

Ducklings following a diver.

Bouncing baby

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

'Please try to understand...I appreciate all that you have done for me and I love you both very much...But, I must try to find my biological parents.'

"She never had children."

Warm Hearts Adoption Agency: Humans and Highways.

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

"Son, your mother and I want another child."

'Do you think this 'Having Two Dads' thing will ever catch on?'

'The baby, the carriage, the air of superiority, the whole 'straight' attitide, how much do you want for it?'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

Family courts.

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Really? My dads cry all the time.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'