Adopting T-Shirts

"Be kind"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Ahhh...'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'The child is very illogical'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Dog Dreams

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Cling-On Dog

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Love a Mutt

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Foster failure

Tourists and their Pets.