Mother Hen Gifts

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Just be yourself."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"We've made great progress!"