Mother Goose Fan Gifts

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Hmmm...this old guy claims he found this crooked sixpence on a crooked stile while walking a crooked mile. He has a crooked cat, a crooked mouse, and they're all living in this little crooked house! Sergeant, I think we've found our crooked man!"

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

The old woman who lives in a shoe throws houses over the phone line.

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

"And I always thought it was out in the woods someplace."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Supermom.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Sauce for the Goose

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Rogue elephant

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby on Board

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Old Frogs' Home

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'