Golden Goose Aficionados Gifts

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Sauce for the Goose

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Goose escapes the tv.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Ok, ok, you can camp in the yard tonight.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Golden Egg.

"Yep, that's water retention."

Foreclosure

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Honk if you're a goose.

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

Hooooooooooooonk. Woo-hoo! He saw us!

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Snow Shaker.

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

Goose Bus Driving South

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

'BOO!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose

'The Golden Girls. I like it and I'm tired of hiding it.'