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'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Sauce for the Goose

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Goose escapes the tv.

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

Honk if you're a goose.

Foreclosure

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Goose

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

Snow Shaker.

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

Goose Bus Driving South

'He hasn't been the same since someone said 'boo!' to him...'

'BOO!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose