Mother Goose Fan Pillows

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

"And I always thought it was out in the woods someplace."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Supermom.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Sauce for the Goose

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Rogue elephant

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby on Board

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

What's the insect de jour?

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Which one's yours?'

"Im..peach...ment!"