Mortgage Approval Gifts

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'I didn't know my mortgage was THAT adjustable!'

"Good morning Mr. Perkiss - I'm from your local bank. I've come to take our house back..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'I had no idea my saying, 'Your Request for a Loan Has Been Approved',would come as such a shock!'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

The Bank Bogey Man

"Bloody building society keeps hassling us about the mortgage payment."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Canine Comedians

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

I have a dream.

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Ready?!'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"You've heard of 'The Bank that likes to say 'YES''. . . well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"By offering your home as security, you are giving the lender a legal claim to your property."