Mortgage Application Gifts

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"Someone's been tinkering with your adjustable-rate mortgage."

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Standard & Poor

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

Canine Comedians

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

I have a dream.

'Ready?!'

"Whatever you do, keep up with your mortgage payments."

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

"How much do you need?"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"if you miss a payment, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Bank of England Base Rates.

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Do you have any other form of collateral?"