Moroccan Market Enthusiast Gifts

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Mahmoud Abbas

'Fresh eggs!'

al-Maliki.

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

High end of the market...

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"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."