Parisian Market Enthusiast Gifts

Paris Fruit-seller.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Wall Street Investing.

'Fresh eggs!'

TTIP

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Taming the beast of the free market...

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

"Those who can can, dance."