World Market Enthusiast Gifts

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

High end of the market...

"He's trying to feel which way the wind is blowing."

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

The Two Economies