Emerging Market Enthusiast Gifts

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"Your emerging market funds submerged!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Decision Making Block

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'