Emerging Market Enthusiast Pillows

'This fortune cookie says, 'You will have good luck investing in emerging markets, fortune cookie & Chopstick Trading Company of Singapore.''

"Your emerging market funds submerged!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Decision Making Block

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.