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"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Overkill, dude."

Love birds playing a guitar.

1,572 Performances.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Wow what graphics.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Pisa Hut.

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Peacock on skateboard

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."