Morning Lark Admirer Gifts

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Overkill, dude."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

1,572 Performances.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

'Wow what graphics.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

Pisa Hut.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"