Morning Lark Gifts

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

the Morning Joe team.

"Awake and doing great"

Parkour Breakfast

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

'Quick, the coffee!'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

I don't really wake up until he yells coffee-doodle-doo.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Cactus Alarm.

In Tray and Out Tray

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

"Grrr."

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

Good Hair Day

Bathroom Fashion

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."

"At least you know where you'll be in twenty-five years."

Why you must get up.

Toast with tanlines

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

The Mid Morning Bird

Office worker at desk with desk trays that say 'Pre-Coffee,' and 'Post-Coffee'