Morning Grouches Gifts

'Gah No milk' - 'Gah No cereal, either' - 'There must be some sort of aid agency I can call.'

"I told you to put him down for midday-- nine o'clock is just too early for him."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Here! Drink your coffee... Honestly, you can be such a bear in the morning!"

"The planet is all wobbly this morning."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Dang it."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Alarm clock.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"