Morning Lark T-Shirts

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Parkour Breakfast

'Quick, the coffee!'

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Cactus Alarm.

In Tray and Out Tray

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.

'I'm going to get up, do the treadmill, walk the dog and leave for work early. What are going to do?'

"Grrr."

Bathroom Fashion

"At least you know where you'll be in twenty-five years."

Good Hair Day

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Toast with tanlines

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Why you must get up.

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

Office worker at desk with desk trays that say 'Pre-Coffee,' and 'Post-Coffee'

'Good bye, dear. Have mercy.'

The Mid Morning Bird