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"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Parkour Breakfast

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Good Morning!'

'Quick, the coffee!'

'Do you have to yell at the boy when he throws the paper?'

"Grrr."

"At least you know where you'll be in twenty-five years."

Good Hair Day

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

Toast with tanlines

Hi

The Mid Morning Bird

"Morning!"

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

Morgenmuffel

'How are we supposed to sleep with that Dawn Chorus of lawn mowers...?'

'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

A tired rabbit wearing a dressing gown and slippers

It's 7 AM Somewhere

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

'Gah No milk' - 'Gah No cereal, either' - 'There must be some sort of aid agency I can call.'

Bunny in People Slippers.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"He's not himself until that first cup of coffee."

"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."