Morning Hater Pillows

"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Morgenmuffel

A tired rabbit wearing a dressing gown and slippers

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'I hate Mondays.'

Full English Breakfast.

'Anybody for breakfast?'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"You asked for runny!"

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.

'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'

'I hate Mondays!'

The Non-Sporting Group

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

The Walking Dread

'Well, Mr. Grumpy, who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?'

"I don't care what's first, the chicken or the egg, fetch me some breakfast!"

'Okay, Bancroft - here we go again.'