Morning Chatterer Pillows

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Full English Breakfast.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Munch Master.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

Chris Evans

In the Days Before Coffee

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"One of you will have to remain behind."

"You asked for runny!"

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"What truth can there be, if there is only death?" "Too early for Tolstoy."

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Instant human... just add coffee

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

"Grrr."

"How long have I been typing on a waffle maker."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!