Morning Moaners Pillows

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

Behind the 8 Ball

Back to work...

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Alarm

"Complaining empowers us."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

Monday 5:30 am

George was not a morning person.