Morning Moaners Pillows

'I got up at 5:30 once and caught a worm -- it wasn't worth it, believe me.'

Behind the 8 Ball

Back to work...

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Gravity wins - again.'

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"Complaining empowers us."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

Alarm

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Monday Checklist.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

George was not a morning person.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."