Morning Avoider Pillows

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Good News about winter

Back to work...

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Alarm clock.

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

George was not a morning person.

Monday 5:30 am