Early Riser Escapee Pillows

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

Rooster

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Early Night Club

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"What's the occasion?"