Early Riser Escapee Gifts

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Early Night Club

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Rooster

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"What's the occasion?"

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'