Anti-morning Person Pillows

Give the gift of ultimate comfort with pillows that humorously acknowledge the anti-morning lifestyle. Perfect for lounging and relaxing, these pillows make mornings a little easier to face—or delay.

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Alarm clock.

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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.' mockup

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

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'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

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'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.' mockup

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

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"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable." mockup

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

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'I hate Mondays.'

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'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.' mockup

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

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'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!' mockup

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

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'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin mockup

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

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Alarmistclock

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'I'll set snooze for an extra month.' mockup

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

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"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through." mockup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

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"It's time to wake up!"

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"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!" mockup

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

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'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...' mockup

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

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Early Morning Roll Call.

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"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

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Rooster

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'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!' mockup

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

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"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..." mockup

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

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"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps." mockup

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

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"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena." mockup

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

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"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken." mockup

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

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Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound. mockup

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

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"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster." mockup

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

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"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis." mockup

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

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Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?' mockup

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

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'I like waking to music!'

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Room service.

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Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee. mockup

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

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'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.' mockup

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

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Just Because it's Tuesday

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Anti-morning Person Pillows Collection

Anti-morning Person Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the anti-morning crowd—funny, sarcastic, and perfect to start or skip mornings with a smile.

Anti-morning Person Prints

Bring humor to their decor with prints that showcase their love for sleeping in. Great for bedrooms or cozy living spaces.

Anti-morning Person T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak for the night owl in your life. Clever slogans and comfy fits make them a hit for anyone who prefers their mornings to sleep in.