Morning Person With A Twist Pillows

"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'I like waking to music!'

'Damn early birds.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

Some Zoomies

'Never let me sign any nondisclosures before I have a full pot of coffee.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'