Morning Person Extraordinaire Pillows

French Early Bird

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Rooster

'But you distinctly said working breakfast.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Damn early birds.'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Just Because it's Tuesday

'I like waking to music!'