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"Did you set the snooze alarm for a week or a month?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Sorry I'm late again guys! My bad! Anyway, um...."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

French Early Bird

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Rooster

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Damn early birds.'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

Just Because it's Tuesday

'I like waking to music!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Room service.

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

'Never let me sign any nondisclosures before I have a full pot of coffee.'