Monday Hater Pillows

"Dang it."

The Non-Sporting Group

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I hate Mondays - double T.B. followed by meningitis."

The Walking Dread

'I hate Mondays.'

Mondays.

'That's the wrong one. Hope you kept the receipt.'

"Monday is a horrible way to spend a seventh of your life."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Monday morning is nigh.

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

Back to Work

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Monday Checklist.

Typical Monday

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"It's Monday."

Boss to secretary: Be careful, Miss Fabersham. Remember, the love of Monday is the root of all evil.

Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'

The best cure for a laughing jag is Monday morning.

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

'I hate Mondays!'

'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'

"The first day back is always the worst."

'I hate Mondays!'