"It was an indisputable case of self-defense."
Morning Hater Prints
Decorate their space with art that celebrates the morning hater in all of us—funny prints that make a bold statement about those early hour struggles.
'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'
Morgenmuffel
A tired rabbit wearing a dressing gown and slippers
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
'I hate Mondays.'
Full English Breakfast.
'Anybody for breakfast?'
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"
'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'
Munch Master.
Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.
Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'
"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."
Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.
"Dang it."
Alarm clock.
"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."
But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!
'My wife isn't really a morning person.'
'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'
"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."
Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.
"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."
"You asked for runny!"
"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"
Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'
'...Here's another heavy metal wake up call for you!'
My New Year's resolution? To no longer suffer in silence. I will moan, whimper, and complain until you resolve to get the heater fixed.
'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'
'I hate Mondays!'
Of all the days to sleep in!
The Non-Sporting Group
'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'
Morning Hater Prints Collection
Morning Hater Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the best morning hater designs—great for coffee, tea, or that much-needed caffeine boost.
Morning Hater Pillows
Find comfy pillows celebrating the love-hate relationship with mornings—perfect for lazy mornings or adding humor to any room.
Morning Hater T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for morning haters—highlight their sleepy personality with humor and style.