Monday Morning Moaner Prints

'I hate Mondays!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I hate Mondays.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Getting through the week.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

"Dang it."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Complaining empowers us."

'Stan, perhaps you can stop into my office on Monday. I don't want to ruin your weekend.'

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Monday Checklist.

Mondays...

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

Typical Monday

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"Can't you tell it's Monday morning, it's finally stopped raining?!"

"It's Monday."