Morning Habits Pillows

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Big Newspaper Delivery

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"