Daily Habits Pillows

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Kids' energy levels

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Please don't go!"

How to injury yourself as an adult

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"Pawn to King Four."

My Day - elevator magazine

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"I've been to the office..."