Daily Habits Pillows

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Toothbrush Romance

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

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"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Kids' energy levels

"Please don't go!"

Screen Time at the Dining Table

How to injury yourself as an adult

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

My Day - elevator magazine

"Pawn to King Four."

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."