Habits Pillows

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Honey you're roaring.'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Smoking away money.

Electronic cigarette smoker.

Rhythmic Chess Championships.

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Sorry, Mrs. Rafferty, but we couldn't pry the TV remote out of his hand.'

"Have you noticed? Miss Harris talks to herself."

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"I wouldn't usually say, 'she's always copying me' is grounds for divorce."

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

"Stop tensing your abdominals!"