Habits Prints

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Honey you're roaring.'

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Smoking away money.

Electronic cigarette smoker.

Rhythmic Chess Championships.

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

'Sorry, Mrs. Rafferty, but we couldn't pry the TV remote out of his hand.'

"Have you noticed? Miss Harris talks to herself."

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

It's just until he learns to stop biting his nails.

I want to develop a routine. It'll make me more interesting. How so? A person who regularly does the same things at the same time is boring. Either that, or he's establishing an alibi to cover for nefarious deeds he's controlling from a distance using apps on a disposable smart phone. I bet you're wondering what my other hand's doing under this table right now. Never say that sentence again in life.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I want to speak with you about your work habits.' 'You mean work is habit forming?'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Sister Agatha you're flirting with another bad habit,'

"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"