Daily Life Pillows

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Pawn to King Four."

Proof of life on earth

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

Deja Vu.

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Crap from the future.

City Boy.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Love linked

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Saxophone Player.

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."