Daily Life Lover Pillows

People laughing in the supermarket.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Chair massages.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Pawn to King Four."

Bus of Fools

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Condom Delivery

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Progress.

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

Hillbilly.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"I, too, get the twisties."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'

The Annual Running of the Cabs