Daily Life Explorer Pillows

Woman Dancing.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"I told you never to call me here."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

Danger Quicksand

Desk of an urban farm manager

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Chair massages.

"I love talking to you about my problems. We should do a podcast."

'Oversensitive Car Alarm'

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

Olympic Diary: The London traffic snarl could not have happened at a worse time.

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

How?

"The latest version of your life is now available to download."

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

The meaning of life...

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

Maze life.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."