Daily Life Lover Gifts

People laughing in the supermarket.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"I'm more of a day owl."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Condom Delivery

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Bus of Fools

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Pawn to King Four."

Progress.

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

Hillbilly.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

"I, too, get the twisties."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

Hand drying method for kids.

The Annual Running of the Cabs

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'