Morning Habits Gifts

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

I guess it's gonna be one of those days.

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Big Newspaper Delivery

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'