Morbid Humor Pillows

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Out To Lurch

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Another day at work would be one too many...

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Housekeeping?!"

The practical psychopath

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Zombies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

End the Winter Blues

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Optimist

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"