Morality Thinker Gifts

'It doesn't matter whether they're victimless or not!'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Slavery Reparations

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Caption Contest TK

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'