Moral Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for a moral philosopher? Our curated collection blends wit, wisdom, and humor to celebrate their passion for ethics and critical thinking. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that resonates with their love of moral inquiry and thoughtful debates.

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"I hope you don't think that you have a monopoly on ethics."

"I hope you don't think that you have a monopoly on ethics." mockup

"I hope you don't think that you have a monopoly on ethics."

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"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?" mockup

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

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'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

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'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.' mockup

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

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'How to stump a corporate lawyer.' mockup

'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'

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Ethics ethics.

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Ethics exam cheater.

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'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.' mockup

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

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Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?"

Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?" mockup

Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?"

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Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.

Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.

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'How'll we handle this?'

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'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.' mockup

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

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"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?" mockup

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

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Self-sacrifice to aid others

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'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?' mockup

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

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10 Commandments Exceptions.

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It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all. mockup

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

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'It's not a question of right or wrong, gentlemen! It's a question of, can we get away with it?'

'It's not a question of right or wrong, gentlemen! It's a question of, can we get away with it?' mockup

'It's not a question of right or wrong, gentlemen! It's a question of, can we get away with it?'

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it. mockup

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

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'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.' mockup

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

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'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.' mockup

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

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Moral Excuses through the ages.

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'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.' mockup

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

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Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie." mockup

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

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'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.' mockup

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

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"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

"When times were good I trickled stuff down." mockup

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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"Maybe this will teach you it's morally wrong to kill people!"

"Maybe this will teach you it's morally wrong to kill people!" mockup

"Maybe this will teach you it's morally wrong to kill people!"

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"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities." mockup

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

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'For the most part I've led a virtuous life...except for the last two years I worked in sales.'

'For the most part I've led a virtuous life...except for the last two years I worked in sales.' mockup

'For the most part I've led a virtuous life...except for the last two years I worked in sales.'

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Alcohol and the Fruits of Intemperance mockup

Alcohol and the Fruits of Intemperance

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Immanuel Kant

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"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white." mockup

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

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Politics, Finance, Religion.

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Moral Philosopher Gifts Collection

Moral Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever moral philosophy quotes—ideal for brightening their mornings.

Moral Philosopher Pillows

Discover pillows with witty and thoughtful designs that honor a love of moral philosophy.

Moral Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints that combine humor and wisdom, perfect for decorating a scholar’s study or office.

Moral Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for moral philosophers who like to wear their ethics on their sleeve.